Comments on: Headlining

By: Dannette Killam

Dannette Killam — Tue, 01 May 2012 13:19:56 +0000

Very fantastic visual appeal on this web site , I’d rate it 10 10.

By: Lance Parkin

Lance Parkin — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:37:18 +0000

‘eBay Bans Date With Virgin Mary’

No idea what the story is, all I know is it can’t possibly live up to the headline.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3981658/eBay-bans-date-with-Virgin-Mary.html

Although as the prize is cookery related, perhaps:

‘ “I’ve never done double entendre in my life”: says a caramel-covered Nigella Lawson’

By: Sarah Henson

Sarah Henson — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:55:41 +0000

“Teen mob overruns NY cops; firefighters to rescue with ‘deluge’ water cannon…” (Drudge Report headline. Here is the link to the actual article, which is worded a bit different but still works I think: http://www.silive.com/northshore/index.ssf/2011/12/9_arrests_in_staten_island_inc.html)

Seventeen-year-old Courtney used to enjoy choreographing flash mobs. Showing up at the mall or park with a group of other teenagers to sporadically break into song and dance seemed like innocent fun. But the musical numbers had a darker purpose than Courtney ever imagined. Now she finds herself swept up in a diabolical plot to overthrow the government through well orchestrated, nationwide teenage flash mobs designed not for spreading cheer, but for wreaking havoc. And Courtney’s choreographing skills stuck her at the helm of it all. In the best position to unravel the entire operation, Courtney decides to play along, but as she searches for the person pulling the strings, she discovers exactly how deadly the mobs will be. She has to find the mastermind before her deception is revealed, or timing high kicks will be the least of her worries.

By: Tamara

Tamara — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:25:35 +0000

PS The headline sounds almost like it’s from the Onion.

By: Tamara

Tamara — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:22:22 +0000

“Casper man picks kids up from school after drinking”

http://trib.com/news/local/casper/casper-man-picks-kids-up-from-school-after-drinking/article_153ec507-be9a-52d6-b010-993cef50084a.html#ixzz1fshe9ZZQ

Dwight has a problem. It’s not that he spends his days and his wife’s money swilling amaretto sours at Dud’s Elephant Suds. It’s not that every day he drives his calf-faced daughter Rae Jr. home so drunk he knocks over mail boxes and delineator poles. It’s not even that he got caught by the police doing just that. No. His problem is that his great grandmother had sex with an alien, which burdens Dwight with the knowledge that he is Star-Seed, a new breed of savoir, a chosen one who will usher in the next phase in the evolution of our earth-bound species.