Comments on: Deathbed wit

By: Lynn

Lynn — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:21:04 +0000

Thanks for the good laugh, Hillsy!

By: Hillsy

Hillsy — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 09:05:48 +0000

I remember my Mother’s last words…

“Hillsy, what are you doing with that hammer?”

By: Gilbert J. Avila

Gilbert J. Avila — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 08:28:06 +0000

“It was worth it.”

By: Donna

Donna — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:54:22 +0000

Put that away ! you’ll poke someones eye out!

By: Miriam

Miriam — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:14:30 +0000

Ha! You guys are clever.

By: Hillsy

Hillsy — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 09:28:05 +0000

I know what I’d like them to be…..

“Do I have to make love to the entire cast of ‘Britains Next Top Model 2086′ for the third time today? I’m 110 for crying out loud….”

By: Steve Masover

Steve Masover — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 05:20:52 +0000

Yorick? Is that you?

By: christi

christi — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 21:26:27 +0000

Well, if it’s an abrupt surprise, I imagine any combination of swear words will be my last. But, if I have time to say goodbye, they will probably be to my husband. “It’s okay to leave the toilet seat up now.”

By: Catherine Whitney

Catherine Whitney — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:00:51 +0000

Since few of us can control the moment of our death, being prepared is not necessarily helpful. Can you imagine screaming out a poetic phrase or profound thought while your car crashes into the median? All things being equal, if I die in a quiet setting, I would like my last words to be, “I love you”–assuming my loved ones would be by my bedside. Otherwise, I’ll probably be stuck with some variation of “Arghh..ack..oh, shit.” BTW, didn’t Franklin Roosevelt say, “I don’t feel well?”

By: Dave Sosnowski

Dave Sosnowski — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:40:30 +0000

First, pause as if listening to a far off voice, and then blurt: “Are you sh*tting me?!”