Comments on: What makes publishing folk laugh http://www.dystel.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/ Mon, 26 Jun 2017 15:15:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.15 By: Anonymous http://www.dystel.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-14868 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:11:15 +0000 http://032453b.netsolhost.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/#comment-14868 童裝批發

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]]> By: Joelle http://www.dystel.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-14658 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:59:00 +0000 http://032453b.netsolhost.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/#comment-14658 Impose a two-year publishing injunction against books about butter, buttons, banisters, brassieres, ballpoint pens, etc.; books about the Red Sox; books about the Yankees; books about the Brooklyn Dodgers (one more book about the Chicago Cubs allowed);

Love this bit. Whew, Cubs made the cut. You knew I’d like that! Go Cubs.

]]> By: Sara http://www.dystel.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-14657 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:56:00 +0000 http://032453b.netsolhost.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/#comment-14657 “Have you read War and Peace?”
“Not personally.”

]]> By: pun-lovin' kids writer from the south http://www.dystel.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-14656 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:11:00 +0000 http://032453b.netsolhost.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/#comment-14656 If I’d known you like puns, I would have signed my name. You’re reading my spooky story, but it doesn’t contain a single pun. Poo! That’s what I get for trying to be a “serious” writer.

Sadly, us punsters are often forced to write anonymously in order to duck the wrath, and the rotten flying fruit, that spews forth from those who don’t appreciate our skills.

]]> By: DGLM http://www.dystel.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-14655 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:55:00 +0000 http://032453b.netsolhost.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/#comment-14655 Oh, I love puns. Totally cracked up.

– MB

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.dystel.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-14654 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:38:00 +0000 http://032453b.netsolhost.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/#comment-14654 Here’s another one:

Find a way to eliminate the need for authors. They just get in the way and usually dress poorly.

Just kidding, of course.

]]> By: pun-lovin' kids writer from the south http://www.dystel.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/comment-page-1/#comment-14653 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:02:00 +0000 http://032453b.netsolhost.com/blog/2009/04/what-makes-publishing-folk-laugh/#comment-14653 No wonder Karp was disappointed in his local bookstore. Of all the titles he listed, the only one with appeal was POTATO. ***

*** “How To Alienate Yourself from All Legitimate Agents North of the Equator,” rule #371: Find an agent’s blog and post horrible puns about vegetables in the comments section.

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